![]() 02/12/2019 at 18:50 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
I have a habit of intentionally mispronouncing things in my head. ( For example, the grocery store Kroger is “ K-Roger”) But anyway, a little while ago I saw some pinot noir and thought to myself, “ peanut water.” And somehow, that never fails to make me laugh. I’ll just be doing my thing and then: peanut water.
![]() 02/12/2019 at 19:04 |
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Now I know what I’m ordering from the bar if we’re ever at a meet together . Spit takes are best takes.
![]() 02/12/2019 at 19:05 |
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I have a habit of pronouncing silent letters in certain words just for fun, like k-nife.
![]() 02/12/2019 at 19:08 |
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I actually bought a car from Donk Chevy.
![]() 02/12/2019 at 19:13 |
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dad jokes...you don’t need to be a dad...
![]() 02/12/2019 at 19:19 |
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Not sure why, but I always have trouble sounding out Explorer in Ford Explorer, so I just say "Exploder".
![]() 02/12/2019 at 19:19 |
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I do that too. It’s dorky as heck, and I can’t stop doing it anyway.
![]() 02/12/2019 at 21:05 |
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Have an issue saying plaid. I used to say it as "played”seats. Accidentally said super Nintendo instead of superintendent when I was 10. I didnt even see the Simpsons episode at that time where Ralph says that.
![]() 02/12/2019 at 21:29 |
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Have you seen the compilations of those excellent “miss-prono-uncing things” vines?
![]() 02/12/2019 at 21:41 |
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I like putting the emphASis on the wrong syllABle
![]() 02/12/2019 at 22:24 |
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People in public must think I’m mentally challenged or something from how frequently something negligeable will trigger a dumb memory that makes me laugh.